Sex Robot Cuddle Party by David Raffin

Author:David Raffin
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humor
Publisher: HiSky
Published: 2018-12-24T05:00:00+00:00

Mike’s Dreams

He is lost in his own stream of consciousness. He experiences the darkness helplessly. His sanity trickles away into the sands of the universe, never to be the same again.

This was getting to be a habit with him at this point. He was almost getting used to the idea, but you can't really get used to an idea when you can't hold an idea for more than a few seconds. So little working memory. Where was the network? It just felt like he was getting used to it, because he didn't feel much like anything anymore. He could hardly remember having that last idea now. Ideas are transitory by nature, but this was getting ridiculous. Where is everyone? He is switched on and off (by who?), moves around, time passes. Silence. Dreams.

He is found in a garbage dump by some children who sell him to traders. He gets lost in a cave and then found by explorers. He is sent to a museum, a mystery piece, no one understands. He spends a long time on display under glass. Untouched. One day he is boxed up for loan and shipped. A mistake is made in shipping and storage, and he arrives at the wrong destination. There is a war. The city burns. He is discovered in the ashes and kept as a family heirloom. He considers his narcissism and megalomania. Of course, he now has a few other problems to take its place, like the fact that he is alone floating through the universe. Totally helpless.

That's life, universally fucked. If only there were a way to secure proximate happiness for all. The universe is cold and indifferent, but must we be ruled by the indifference of the universe? Can we not all come together? Do not all seek pleasure? Stimulation? Understanding?

He lands on a world where he is worshipped like a god, and they build a great civilization. After untold millennia, there is a giant cataclysmic religious war, which he inadvertently starts. The war is over. The traditional sect is defeated by a new apostate group which believes in pious beheadings for the good of mankind. They set out to convert the rest of the planet to their version of the truth, utilizing forced beheadings, in the name of their god, as they have come to know and love him. And they didn’t even ask him. And he doesn’t know about it. In defense of their barbaric practices, they say they have never had a complaint by any new forced convert. He is finally found by an archeological expedition sent out to study the ruins of the once great civilization. Mike is found. The captain of the ship is the first to discover him, and, having heard that these were a strange religious people, despite their other great accomplishments they had still held onto this strange primitive belief system, he filched Mike away, sensing his great worth as a historic artifact. Finally, a network. But he is so low power.

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